Female Young Messiah

Gabriella |18 | Kansas City | I 💚pot | twitter/instagram: @Gabra_Kadabra |

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rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

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gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

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ezraturner:

Re-Imagine An Album Cover (source)

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

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worldlegend:

hyper-caine:

If your not friends with me on snapchat, then you’re obviously missing out tbh 😎

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

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