Female young messiah

Gabriella Reynolds |18 | Kansas City | I 💚pot | twitter/instagram: @Gabra_Kadabra |

white-wid0w:

novac0caine:

perfectly rolled joints

perfect jewelry

(via kazekage-kush)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero, via lohanthony)

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh, via ivorycalifornia)

metallicpunk:

I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos

(via trust)

(via nerdymelly)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget, via africandad)

(Source: humorstop, via human)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via youmakemefeelalittleolder)

  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty, via happiest)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via frozenteen)

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